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Useless Recorder Meme PR Revision


Just over two weeks ago, we dived into an internet meme that was absolutely priceless.  This meme was so hilarious and relatable that there had to be a topic about it.  The meme I am describing is the useless recorder meme.

The meme revolves around the small flute known as the recorder.  It was the one annoying instrument that many elementary school kids came home with.  One of the most popular songs that kids had to learn was Hot Cross Buns.

This meme was created on Twitter a few weeks ago, sparking popularity all across social media.  It read like this:

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Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

Taxes, credit scores, healthcare plans – all useful things I truly needed to know as a grown adult.  And yet, my public school decided teaching me HOT CROSS BUNS on the RECORDER was absolutely necessary for me.  After graduating from school almost nine years later, I still have very little ideas about how those three things work.

Here at MakeSandcastlesNotWar, we enjoyed the useless recorder so much that we decided to put in a PR spin on the popular meme.  Even after graduating from college for public relations, I still come out into the real world with many burning questions unanswered.  Some are small, while others play a major role for my career.

With that, here are my three biggest questions about PR I wished I learned over the recorder:

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Me: What are the best negotiation tactics to win over your clients?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: How do I create a fair pricing on goods and services to promote for my audiences?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: How do you advance further in PR?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

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Our first question revolves around negotiation tactics with clients.  I have seen enough Mad Men to know that I will be doing a lot of negotiations with clients in public relations.  They will need to be wined and dined in order to feel enough confidence of your ideas.

What are some great negotiation tactics that will truly win them over?  How do you dive into the topic of business so easily?  Is there any type of alcohol you should have with your dinner?  Should you even drink any at all?

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Next question is ‘how do I create fair pricing on goods and services to promote for my audience?’.  I do have lots of great ideas for what to provide for my audience, but I now very little about the economics aspect of the project.  As creative as I get, I forget how much the cost would be to make it actually happen.

With that, what makes for a fair pricing for my good and service?  Better yet, how do you even know the pricing will be fair?

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Last question is about furthering my career in public relations.  In a competitive field like PR, there’s lots of ways to go about pushing for a bigger role.  What would make you stand out in front of the competition?  Experience in a job setting?  Personal projects you work on?  Networking?

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I don’t know the best negotiation tactics, what makes for a fair pricing on goods and services, or how to further my career in public relations.  And yet, I still know how to play HOT CROSS BUNS on a RECORDER.

Alas, those are the three burning questions I still have.  So much to be learned, yet very little room for that knowledge.  Instead, I used that time to use a RECORDER to play HOT CROSS BUNS in school concerts.  Hopefully I will have these questions answered out in the real world.

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Maybe playing hot cross buns for my clients could win them over at during a business dinner.

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Hot Cross Buns on Recorder Meme


I don’t usually create a post centered around one specific meme around the internet.  There is an overwhelming number of memes all around that it is tough to find one worthy of writing about.  But every now and then, I will stumble onto one that just hits the nail right on the head.

Funny Recorder Meme

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Earlier last week I found a hilarious tweet from @whatsupboosh that got me feeling nostalgic about elementary school.  The meme poked fun at the recorder, a small flute device used for making music.  To me, learning the recorder was one of the most useless instrumental lessons I was ever taught about in elementary school.  Better yet, it was one of the most unnecessary pieces of information I ever needed in life.

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Taxes?  Yeah, I still don’t have that down yet.  Credit Score?  Haven’t even gotten that far for that.  Choosing the right healthcare plan? Just… NOPE.  But hey, thank god I know how to play HOT CROSS BUNS on the recorder.

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Ah yes, hot cross buns on a recorder.  One of the most basic and preposterous musical lessons I learned as a kid.  Forget about jamming out on an electric guitar or hitting the drum set.  Learning hot cross buns on the recorder was apparently THE quintessential life lesson every kid in elementary school needed before moving into the real world.

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At this point, I am not close to the point of being an adult.  Taxes are still a mystery to me, I don’t know what a good credit score looks like, and I don’t know which healthcare plan is right for me.  Not to worry though – I know I have the skills necessary for the real world because I know how to play HOT CROSS BUNS on a RECORDER.

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So what exactly did we learn from this humorous tweet?  Nothing about taxes, credit scores, or healthcare plans whatsoever.  You can thank our glorious educational system for teaching young adults (like this aspiring writer right here!) to play HOT CROSS BUNS on a RECORDER during elementary school.

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If you ask me about credit scores, taxes, or anything related to healthcare plans, I will have no answers for you.  All I can offer you is a peaceful serenade of HOT CROSS BUNS on a RECORDER.

Phish at Phenway


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Besides being the home field for the Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park also hosts many musicians coming into the city.  Zac Brown, Pearl Jam, Billie Joel, and even Jimmy Buffet are a few of many notorious bands that rocked Fenway Park.  It just goes to show that they sing more than just ‘Sweet Caroline’ in Kenmore Square (#InsideBostonJoke).

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Whether it be a music act or another baseball game, one thing’s for certain – Fenway Park makes for one of the most entertaining venues here in Boston.  Fenway Park branches out in its entertaining avenues by hosting more than just sports games.  All types audience roam around Yawkey Way to grab their food, beers, and other accessories before the big game (or show!).  This summer, audiences will be grooving to the infamous VT jam band known as… Phish.

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That’s right folks – Phish is returning to Fenway Park.  Phish will be returning with some all new jams in Boston for their Summer 2019 tour.  It’ll be a true Boston highlight known as ‘Phish at Phenway’ (#PhishPhanPun).  You can see Phish at Fenway Park on July 5th and 6th.  Tickets go out starting February 1st.

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Phish hails from the quaint town of Burlington, Vermont (a.k.a. my old college stomping ground!).  Trey Anastasio, Mike Gordon, Jon Fishman, and Page McConnell formed the band back in the 1980s, making fantastic music as a jam band.  They attract many fans, known as ‘Phish Phans’, all across the nation.  Coincidentally, Phish Phans are similar to the ‘Dead Heads’ that followed the Grateful Dead.  They still play many sold-out shows, filling every seat around the stage.

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Some of their earlier albums include Junta, Lawn Boy, A Picture of Nectar, Rift, Hoist, Billy Breathes, The Story of the Ghost, and even Farmhouse.  Not only do they have lots of studio albums (15 to be exact), but they have a TREMENDOUS number of live albums from their past shows.  Phish Phans can choose from a variety of shows they played over the past 30 decades or so.  It’s those live albums that make Phish even better.

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I’m honestly so pumped that Phish is playing in Boston this summer!  Phish was one of my favorite bands in college and I have been looking to see them live at some point in the future.  Their music gets really creative throughout each track, with some spanning more than ten minutes.  So amazing that Phish his hitting up one of the most iconic spots of Boston.

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Be sure to grab your tickets to see Phish at Phenway this summer!

2018 Year in Perspective


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Here we are on the LAST day ever of 2018.  2019 is quickly approaching, bringing in a whole new year of adventures.  We may traverse back to familiar places or even discover new destinations we haven’t even reached yet.  So many noteworthy events happened on this very blog here at MakeSandcastlesNotWar.

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We kicked off the year with the recreational cannabis countdown in the wake of recreational dispensaries becoming legalized in July.  It actually wasn’t until NOVEMBER that the shops actually opened.  Then again, it’s better late than never.  In the meantime, Vermont passed a law to make cannabis legal this year.  Over time, famous figures like Bill Nye the Science Guy and the so-called ‘weed moms’ started to branch out into the ever-growing cannabis industry as well.

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While consuming such cannabis products on the side, we got to look at the bizarre, trippy anime series Devilman Crybaby as well as a teaser for American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace (which was also discussed numerous times!).  But it wouldn’t be a cannabis kickoff without HBO’s High Maintenance.

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But in the midst of viewing TV series, we went deep into the rabbit hole with some philosophy on products.  Speaking of products, I’m still dreaming of sleeping in the Harambed every now and then.

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PR nightmares, miracles, and other bizarre tales made their way every now and then.  Hollywood is in the midst of their biggest scandal yet, which sparked lots of bad publicity among the area.  Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Hart were some of many that are caught within their own PR nightmares.

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And yet, there were still other great TV series and movies to watch.  Every now and then, we had some exciting video game titles that were out this year.  Some of the great games include PUBG, Kingdom Hearts III, and Fortnite.

            In retrospect, all forms of media played their parts over the year.  During the slow summer season, I found some of the most magnificent novels to read.  Even as I create this blog now, I am finishing up another mind-blowing book (which you will find out about in 2019!).

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Like the past few years on MakeSandcastlesNotWar, it wouldn’t be Halloween without American Horror StoryAmerican Horror Story: Apocalypse was quite an eruptive chapter this season, bringing together both old and new characters from the AHS universe.  The season was SO good that each episode had to be discussed every week.  Here’s to hoping the next chapter becomes even better.

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With that, MakeSandcastlesNotWar looks forward to what 2019 brings to the world.  Whether it’s a random TV Criss-Cross or another horrendous PR nightmare, any topic can be featured for the week.  During the weekend, there will sure to be even more quotes up to ponder about.  The journey to 2019 is sure to begin.  All that and so much more is sure to come in the new year.

See you all in 2019.

Cooking at Snoop Doggy Dogg’s Boss Kitchen


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A lot of times, people purchase cooking products or services for Christmas gift ideas.  Whether it’s a new set of pans or that Omaha Steaks gift package, you can’t go wrong with anything that has to do with food.  This is the season of giving, which does include food and drinks as well (and yes, alcohol is INDEED included in this category).

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With cannabis becoming more legal around America, 4/20-themed gifts have become hotter than ever.  Various flowers, edibles, tinctures, and other cannabis products are being put into stockings this year.  Why go for the Omaha Steaks deal when you can send someone a pot brownie or peanut butter that is full of both THC and CBD.  The possibilities are endless when cannabis is added to the mix.

In some cases, it doesn’t always have the food product themselves.  Many people still purchase cookbooks (which are STILL a thing these days!) to learn how to cook certain meals.  In fact, there is one special cookbook that was created by one of the original rappers Snoop Doggy Dog.

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Snoop Dogg recently released his own cookbook titled From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen.  Snoop’s cookbook shares over fifty of his own recipes.  From ‘Billionaire’s Bacon’ to ‘OG Chicken and Waffles’, Snoop’s cookbook features something for all types of chefs.  Fo’ shizzle my nizzle, ya’ll!

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While many of these recipes seem to satisfy those stoner-friendly munchies, you won’t find any 4/20 treats in here.  From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen will help train chefs to cook like the OG stoner himself Snoop Doggy Dog.

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            This is the perfect stocking stuffer for both cooks and hip-hop enthusiasts alike.  Snoop Dog’s cookbook showcases his culinary experiences to satisfies those munchies.  From mac n cheese to party snacks, every kind food is featured in this cookbook.

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Even if your cooking friend or family member isn’t the biggest fan of hip-hop, they’ll certainly enjoy Snoop Dogg’s take on traditional meals.  If you’re poking around the bookstore or shifting through gift ideas on Amazon, definitely add Snoop Dogg’s From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen onto your list.